1. [x] You have choked on water before.
Yep! You can't inhale water! Remember that!

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
Not only tripped down but up as well....I tripped down the stairs once with a table tumbling after me.... Ouch!

3. [x] You have walked into a door.
Yes! There is this evil possesed door in the cafeterria that opens for everyone BUT ME!!!! It is possesed I say!!!!

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
Many times!!! Don't you hate it when you push instead of pull and someone behind you says "you gotta pull!" Thank you people I mean seriously my next choice was going to be lift up from the bottom!!!

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
yep! I can't look behind me AND WALK AT THE SAME TIME!

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
I believe I have already covered this!

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.
I jump off things all the time- trees, cliffs, my bed, chairs, anything I can climb on its likely I'll jump off it.

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted.
vacuums and electric outlets are not friendly. Make sure the vacuum is turned off before you plug it back in!!!!

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
It was really pretty. There were all these sparks and everything. I was so fascinated it took a minute for me to stop the microwave!

10. [x ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
Ummmm... only if i was barely watching it.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
(I've done that too many time to count and the people I hand around with say alot so remembering everything would be extremely hard!

12. [ ] Your friends / family call you blonde a lot.
Yep! I may be a red-head but my friends favorite quote to say is: "That's the blonde coming out of the strawberry-blonde."

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.
(I mostly don't get them becaus ethey are usually perverted. Good jkokes I do get, but for the most part no i don't understand them!

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
(I do that a LOT. They say red-head have a very high tolerence to pain.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
I did that just the other day!!!

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
I had tooo. My bagel got stuck inside of it!!!!

17. [x] You have played with fire.
(yep! I was a girl scout once. I wanted my marshmellow good a gooey!

18. [ ] You have thought USA was a state.
(I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I always thought it was a country.....)

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.
Yes and let me tell you that that really hurts and burns!!!! Stupid sisters leaving things everywhere!

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer of how retarded you are.
Nope not exactly.


I am only 90% klutz!!! Yay! I was so scared I'd be a pure bred one! Whew!